SHERIFF’S REPORTS
Official records of suspicious activity, questionable decisions,
and crimes committed primarily against the Sheriff.
BEFORE YOU PROCEED……
Sheriff Gryffin takes his responsibilities very seriously.
The rest of us have been advised to do the same.
All incidents contained in these reports have been thoroughly investigated by the Sheriff’s Office.
Evidence may include eyewitness testimony, suspicious noises, missing snacks, unauthorized kitchen activity, and whatever Siren was doing when nobody was looking.
Some cases remain unsolved.
Others were solved immediately but required additional snacks for confirmation.
The Sheriff’s findings are final.
FROM THE WILD JAI RECORDS
What Gets Reported Around Here
The Sheriff maintains jurisdiction over nearly everything.
Whether anyone granted him that authority remains under investigation.
MISSING EVIDENCE
Items known to exist moments before mysteriously disappearing.
SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY
Behavior requiring immediate investigation, prolonged staring, or both.
DAILY PATROL
Routine inspections of the house, yard, kitchen, and other high-risk territories.
WITNESS STATEMENTS
Testimony collected from individuals of varying reliability.
DEPUTY DISASTER
Incidents involving Siren, questionable judgment, or an unfortunate combination of the two.
CASE CLOSED
Investigations the Sheriff considers resolved. Appeals are discouraged.
BEGIN HERE
Every Sheriff Has a First Case.
Unfortunately, this one involved cheese.
CASE FILE № 001
The Missing Cheese
Cheese went missing during Snack O’Clock.
Everyone had a motive.
Nobody was talking.
Sheriff Gryffin opened a case.
FROM THE SHERIFF’S DESK
More Cases From the Files
The investigation, regrettably, continues.
NO OPEN CASES.
Apparently everyone is behaving.
The Sheriff remains suspicious.